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Supernatural Cross Over - Part two

 Part of this episode was written by moschopsonia.  Thanks!

Part II - The Boys Meet Local Demon Hunter

Hi, I'm Michael!  This is Fiona

and Sam.

Don't worry, I'm not a demon.  Note how you can see my eyes through my sunglasses.

This Demon has been entrenched for years. 
He's even sent his kids 

off to other cities, too! 

But we managed to take out a couple of them.

So Michael, you’ve been hunting this demon for awhile, does it have any weaknesses?

This is its home town, and it’s pretty strong here. I have heard a rumor, however, that it has a weakness for damsels in distress.

Later . . .

Hey Dean.
Remember when I said that getting ourselves thrown in prison was the stupidest plan we’ve ever had.
Well, it was genius compared to this one.

Just shut up and look like you’re in distress.

Ladies, can I help you?

*High pitched voice* 

Yes, we’re lost, and trying to find the way back to our hotel.

Well, let me help you two lovely ladies.

*At hotel* 

You’ve clichéd your last victim to death!

I see. You may be in “this dress”, but you are no damsels.

Cue Who music over Supernatural logo.
Look up demon, we have a Devil’s trap, and you are going back to Hell where you belong.

Please, can’t we make a deal? I’m only a Caruso demon, but I can tell you where there is a hotbed of truly evil demons.

You’re a who, what now?

A Caruso demon, Dean. They’re basically nuisance demons, real low-level stuff. They give their victims a bunch of annoying habits like sunglass fetishes, striking weird poses, and saying annoying things.

I think I know what you mean. I’ve only known him two days, and he annoys the heck out of me.

But I do know where there is a group of incubi and succubi who are responsible for draining countless numbers of humans, sapping their energy and will and causing the downfall of all that is good and proper. Very evil stuff.

I don’t know, before we make any deal, we’ll have to clear it with Michael.

What, he wants to make a deal? Well, if you think it’s a good trade, that’s alright with me. I’m kind of busy right now. Some kid gave us 5 cents to stop a local bully from taking his lunch money. We’re going to convince the bully that Miami has been ceded to Chile, and we’re representatives from the Chilean government who will throw him into a prison labor camp if he doesn’t stop. Then I’ll give the kid back his 5 cents minus expenses.

Riiight, OK then, we’ve got to go.

You have a deal, demon. Tell us about this den of inequity.

It’s in Seattle. A group of demons pretend to be doctors, but in reality they are draining and crushing everyone and everything that comes into contact with them. I really don’t know how they’ve gotten away with it for this long. I mean, it’s not like they're good, or they cure anyone, they just keep having liaisons in the closets.

We’ve got work to do.

Tags: cross over story, supernatural
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